I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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