There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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