Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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