I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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