I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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