I must be too annoying 4 u.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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