you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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