if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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