i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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