She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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