so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You've changed since you got that strap on
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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