Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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