erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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