mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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