So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
foreskin is a definite game changer
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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