I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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