I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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