I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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