why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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