even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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