ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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