When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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