Me. At least after what I've been through.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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