I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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