note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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