then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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