never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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