just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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