Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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