I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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