Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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