I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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