That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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