haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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