I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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