one might say we're banned from that church
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Come see our sink grown plant.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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