I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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