Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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