i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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