My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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