I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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