Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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