you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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