it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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