How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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