The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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