i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My dick has a subreddit
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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