im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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