dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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