How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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