ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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