She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I am naked and annoyed.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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