I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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