so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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