Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car